Retro Post -- Safety Haiku

For those of you who may not remember, a "haiku" is a Japanese poem of 3 lines that consists of exactly 17 syllables -- 5 in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third line. Housekeeping is good Put trash in a garbage can Can't stress this enough... Forklifts have seat belts I'm too busy to wear mine Until I fall off... Safety glasses, ugh! I'll look cooler with a patch And a parrot, too! Walking in the plant Busy with text messages Damn, I'm important!

Feel free to contribute your own safety haiku in the comments, below.